Fandoms:
The Avengers
The Walking Dead
Supernatural
Criminal Minds

(Source: buchanan-barnes)

Anonymous asked:

But Steve becoming obsessed with Pinterest.

imaginesteverogerss:

Steve buys a set of knitting needles that dwarf even his large hands. Seriously, it’s like they’re made for giants. Then he buys yarn that must be about as thick as his wrist.

Clint comes in as he’s casting on, and has to sit down because he’s laughing so hard. “You—you just look so tiny!" he giggles, and rushes off to find everyone else. Soon Steve’s new project is a spectacle.

When the blanket is finished, he refuses to let anyone else use it, even when they all beg. It’s warm and comfortable and he actually locks it into his closet whenever he’s not using it, because they all laughed at him. To keep people from trying to sneak a leg under it while he’s got it out, he actually rolls himself up into it. Tony calls him Captain Burrito when he does it.

But when Clint and Natasha return from a mission in the far, far north of Canada, looking like they’re never going to be warm again, Steve pulls out his blanket, because he’s not going to be sore about being made fun of when his friends need his help.

stupidlullabies:

thatlalagirl:

I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.

(Source: sheisraging)

hiddle-whore asked:

Imagine Bucky going on a trip with Steve, Natasha and Sam and being unable to go through the airport's security because of his metal arm

imaginebucky:

lbr, if they went on a trip, as in like a real ~vacation~ trip, anthony edward stark wouldn’t let them get within fifty miles of a public airline

"hundreds of people have sat in those airplane seats, hundreds of people, and i bet they never properly disinfect them!!”

"what do you mean you have a layover in phoenix, who the fuck has a layover in phoenix when they’re going to russia??”

"i spent all of last night and most of yesterday going over the specs for the plane you’re supposed to be taking and i calculated a 43.72% chance that it’ll malfunction sO the obvious solution is that you take one of my private planes ah yes i’m so glad we had this talk here are the keys have a safe trip!!"

disenchantedwhore:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

Abusing/neglecting your dog because you’re scared of hurting animals. Oh the irony.

disenchantedwhore:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

Abusing/neglecting your dog because you’re scared of hurting animals. Oh the irony.

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

(Source: jamescookjr)

fieldbears:

ka-kang:

SUMMER

why have I never seen these two ‘twin’ pairs in the same fanart before

thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

image

algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

strawberrymilkygalaxy:

"what if sam is hydra"

what if i reached across time and space to slap your soul right out of your body