I won’t be able to see the movie until this weekend, and I’m sure I will love it.
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
the avengers : o
- Push off a cliff: Everyone’s daddy. Seriously. Avengers aka ‘My daddy was a piece of shit’ club.
- Frick frack: Can I say OTTeam? Orgy time? No? Okay fine. Clint then.
- Marry: Steve. For real. The only other options would be Tony for the money but nah, I’d rather marry Mister Perfect.
- Set on fire: Loki. This doesn’t even need a comment.
- Wrap a blanket around: Bucky Barnes. Actually everyone but he needs it most by current state of MCU.
- Be roommates with: Clint. It would end with the apartment burning down or something but hell yeah.
…”And more importantly, is he single?”
Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."
Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”